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		<title>@#$%!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.smackblast.com/2008/07/133/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 22:23:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jeff</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So I&#8217;ve been talking everyone&#8217;s heads off about this chat system. We tested it today and it worked. We tweaked a few things and basically celebrated the fact that it was done. I had been under this huge time crunch to get it done today.
Then we heard that we aren&#8217;t deploying it on Monday like [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I&#8217;ve been talking everyone&#8217;s heads off about this chat system. We tested it today and it worked. We tweaked a few things and basically celebrated the fact that it was done. I had been under this huge time crunch to get it done today.</p>
<p>Then we heard that we aren&#8217;t deploying it on Monday like we&#8217;d heard. Apparently one team thinks their system specs are insufficient to run the client program.</p>
<p>So, there you have it.</p>
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		<title>Something That Has Changed My Life!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 12:40:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The title here is pretty serious. What I&#8217;m about to tell you has really changed my life for the better. Are you ready? Here it is:
I stopped using an alarm clock several months ago.
I don&#8217;t mean that I used my cell phone as an alarm instead, or that I found some other way to artificially [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The title here is pretty serious. What I&#8217;m about to tell you has really changed my life for the better. Are you ready? Here it is:</p>
<p>I stopped using an alarm clock several months ago.</p>
<p>I don&#8217;t mean that I used my cell phone as an alarm instead, or that I found some other way to artificially wake myself up, I just simply stopped altogether. It wasn&#8217;t intentional; one day in January I forgot to set it and found myself waking up on time anyway. I doubt it will have the same effect on everyone, but for me it&#8217;s really made me a lot peppier in the mornings. In fact, by far my most productive time of the day is when I first get to work. This is a total reversal from the way I was just a year or so ago.</p>
<p>As an example, I woke up and rolled out of bed today at 6:45am because I knew my landlord was going to start installing new A/C units throughout the building around 7am. This is earlier than I normally get up, but I pulled it off anyway without using an alarm. When we started Daylight Savings Time, I had no problem adjusting at all.</p>
<p>My theory on this is that if I subconsciously know that I have to rely on my body clock to wake me up, then as the time approaches my body starts preparing me for it. The fact that I haven&#8217;t had any wonderful dreams interrupted by a screeching clock has contributed significantly to an improved state of mind.</p>
<p>You should try it. It seems a lot of people won&#8217;t because they don&#8217;t trust themselves. But, seriously, I am not a morning person and I&#8217;m a notoriously heavy sleeper&#8230;but just this one thing has made such a monumental difference in my life that you owe it to yourself to give it a shot.</p>
<p>This entry was posted bright and early at 7:20 am. <img src='http://www.smackblast.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>get thee behind me, failure!</title>
		<link>http://www.smackblast.com/2008/07/get-thee-behind-me-failure/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 00:38:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jeff</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve finished the chat system. For now. I&#8217;m really feeling good about that.
I know nobody else understands my excitement. When I first heard about this project in April, I had the impression it was going to be the one dreamkiller&#8230;the project I just couldn&#8217;t figure out. But hey, I survived!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve finished the chat system. For now. I&#8217;m really feeling good about that.</p>
<p>I know nobody else understands my excitement. When I first heard about this project in April, I had the impression it was going to be the one dreamkiller&#8230;the project I just couldn&#8217;t figure out. But hey, I survived!</p>
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		<title>Brand of Bothers</title>
		<link>http://www.smackblast.com/2008/06/brand-of-bothers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jul 2008 04:57:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jeff</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[On Friday night, I went out and bought the Band of Brothers boxed set. All this, and I&#8217;d never actually seen a single episode of this show - I just figured I&#8217;d like it.
Well, it&#8217;s pretty good. Unfortunately, I can&#8217;t really tell what&#8217;s going on a lot of the time due to shaky cam, dark [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>On Friday night, I went out and bought the <em>Band of Brothers</em> boxed set. All this, and I&#8217;d never actually seen a single episode of this show - I just figured I&#8217;d like it.</p>
<p>Well, it&#8217;s pretty good. Unfortunately, I can&#8217;t really tell what&#8217;s going on a lot of the time due to shaky cam, dark scenes, and my own general inattentiveness. It also reinterprets history a little bit in order to make it more dramatic. But it could reasonably be argued that all history we&#8217;re exposed to is itself just a version interpreted a certain way for a specific effect, so I&#8217;ll let that go.</p>
<p>The one thing that irks me is that there&#8217;s a lot of time in each episode where the director just gives some quiet time for you to reflect on the thoughts of a specific character while looking at their face. Unfortunately, the only two people that are really convincing during these moments are Donnie Wahlberg and Damian Lewis&#8230;it&#8217;s just dead time for every other character.</p>
<p>One thing I really like is that the whole series is politically pretty neutral except for a few jabs about the ineffectiveness of British forces. It seems that some movies try to paint the picture like the U.S. had this amazingly high price to pay - they totally gloss over the fact that Russia lost some 10 million troops. So yeah, it doesn&#8217;t have &#8220;America, Fuck Yeah&#8221; (AFY) syndrome&#8230;but I wonder how things would change if the series had been made now instead of 2000-2001.</p>
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		<title>One Thought, One Update</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 03:07:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jeff</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[My only thought on the current state of our economy is that I hope it encourages more people to pursue engineering disciplines.
I have been working steadily on a new chat interface at work. Surprisingly, it has been easier than I imagined although I&#8217;m pretty sure I&#8217;m doing it all in a backwards way.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My only thought on the current state of our economy is that I hope it encourages more people to pursue engineering disciplines.</p>
<p>I have been working steadily on a new chat interface at work. Surprisingly, it has been easier than I imagined although I&#8217;m pretty sure I&#8217;m doing it all in a backwards way.</p>
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		<title>the one super-word summary of the last few days</title>
		<link>http://www.smackblast.com/2008/06/the-one-super-word-summary-of-the-last-few-days/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jun 2008 04:41:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jeff</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[lifehassuddenlybecomebothexcitingandbusyiupgradedtoopensuseeleven
anditwasahorribleexperiencesoimbacktotenpointthreeidontknow
whysomeonechosetotakethetreeviewoutofthelatestversionofkonquerort
hatispackagedwithkdefourbutitseemslikeabaddecisionileftanexternal
harddrivepluggedinduringalightningstormanditnolongerworkswhichis
prettymuchatotalbummeriguessthatsaboutitfornowhaveagooddayeverybody!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>lifehassuddenlybecomebothexcitingandbusyiupgradedtoopensuseeleven<br />
anditwasahorribleexperiencesoimbacktotenpointthreeidontknow<br />
whysomeonechosetotakethetreeviewoutofthelatestversionofkonquerort<br />
hatispackagedwithkdefourbutitseemslikeabaddecisionileftanexternal<br />
harddrivepluggedinduringalightningstormanditnolongerworkswhichis<br />
prettymuchatotalbummeriguessthatsaboutitfornowhaveagooddayeverybody!</p>
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		<title>The Further Adventures of Bow Tie Tim</title>
		<link>http://www.smackblast.com/2008/06/the-further-adventures-of-bow-tie-tim/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:20:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jeff</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m pretty sure I never mentioned my encounter with Bow Tie Tim during my brief employment with Belton Schools. He is called thusly due to a predilection for bowties. He applied for a &#8220;webmaster&#8221; position we had. I won&#8217;t go into the story of why webmaster is in quotes, but the fact that nobody is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure I never mentioned my encounter with Bow Tie Tim during my brief employment with Belton Schools. He is called thusly due to a predilection for bowties. He applied for a &#8220;webmaster&#8221; position we had. I won&#8217;t go into the story of why webmaster is in quotes, but the fact that nobody is really called webmaster anymore should enlighten you somewhat.</p>
<p>Anyway. He applied to Belton. He lists all his relevant education as a bunch of seminars and conferences. No, seriously. I am not making this up. On paper, he may be either the most highly educated person ever or the least, depending on the importance you place on such things. We interviewed him and&#8230;you know&#8230;he talked a real good game. He didn&#8217;t actually know squat about anything related to web stuff, but he at least seemed motivated and intelligent. Because of the exceptionally low salary we were offering and the sheer unhirability of every other candidate we had interviewed, he seemed like a decent choice. Or, more correctly, the least undesirable.</p>
<p>Then there was the second interview which Bizarro Bow Tie Tim attended. He was, apparently, a completely different person and even went so far as to say his version of webmastering was to delegate work to others. Needless to say, he was not hired.</p>
<p>He has an interview at Aplus tomorrow. I found out about this when people were doing what I assume most do when reviewing his resume: laughing. He accompanies his resume with a little picture of himself wearing a bowtie, as if that really seals the deal. Once I heard people discussing the bowtie, I knew immediately who it was. Luckily for him, the position they are considering him for is a little more in line with the skills he claims to have (SEO/SEM) so it&#8217;ll be interesting to see what happens. Sadly for him, he&#8217;s up against a team of seasoned marketing peeps so while he may have been able to pull the wool over the relatively inexperienced eyes of Belton&#8217;s tech department, he&#8217;ll need to bring his A-game for this one.</p>
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		<title>Hooray!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 05:41:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jeff</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[We bought a house.
It&#8217;s a beautiful Victorian built in the late 1800&#8217;s which was completely remodeled 5 years ago. It sits on a double corner lot in NE Kansas City in a beautiful neighborhood of historic homes. It&#8217;s truly amazing!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We bought a house.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s a beautiful Victorian built in the late 1800&#8217;s which was completely remodeled 5 years ago. It sits on a double corner lot in NE Kansas City in a beautiful neighborhood of historic homes. It&#8217;s truly amazing!</p>
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		<title>the aplus hidden egg</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 00:22:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jeff</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re curious, you may see a mockup of our new homepage with a special spokesperson in the lower right-hand corner here.
Yes, that&#8217;s me in the lower right hand corner. I can reveal no more details at this time except to say that this particular picture of me won&#8217;t actually be used  .
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;re curious, you may see a mockup of our new homepage with a special spokesperson in the lower right-hand corner <strong><a href="http://www.smackblast.com/allthatoldshit/2_aplusmock3.jpg">here</a>.</strong></p>
<p>Yes, that&#8217;s me in the lower right hand corner. I can reveal no more details at this time except to say that this particular picture of me won&#8217;t actually be used <img src='http://www.smackblast.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> .</p>
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		<title>it&#8217;s nearly over (maybe)</title>
		<link>http://www.smackblast.com/2008/06/its-nearly-over-maybe/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 04:34:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jeff</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[It is the end of a long, lonesome road. Tomorrow Jamila will be here and Thursday we will tour the cream of the crop houses I&#8217;ve seen. Hopefully on Friday we will be making an offer of some sort on a house since we&#8217;ve heard nothing about the short sale we tried to get in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It is the end of a long, lonesome road. Tomorrow Jamila will be here and Thursday we will tour the cream of the crop houses I&#8217;ve seen. Hopefully on Friday we will be making an offer of some sort on a house since we&#8217;ve heard nothing about the short sale we tried to get in on last month.</p>
<p>I cannot describe the last 2 or so months except to say my browser history at work, at home, and my laptop are filled with nothing but realty links. I have ate, slept, and breathed real estate. I&#8217;ve toured lots of houses and have finally been able to narrow them down to an elite handful. Do we choose on space, investment potential, neighborhood, price, or amenities? This stuff has dominated our conversations for weeks.</p>
<p>I guess it&#8217;s a testament to us that there hasn&#8217;t been a single argument. We realized early on, to our mutual surprise, that we saw eye-to-eye on what we envisioned for ourselves. I love the clean looks of contemporary furnishings and appreciate the contrast between contemporary furniture and historical surroundings. I do not want a ranch home in a cookie-cutter neighborhood. It&#8217;s kind of cool that she felt the same way.</p>
<p>At first when I started all this, I didn&#8217;t know what I was doing. Like everything else in my life, I just jumped into the lake first and decided I&#8217;d figure out how to swim once I got in the water. So far though, it seems we&#8217;ve done a lot of things right. It&#8217;s all worked out brilliantly, even down to the fact that Jamila is showing up right at the time when I&#8217;m getting burned out.</p>
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