Everyone can rest easy tonight knowing I have slain what was probably some kind of god of cockroaches. It was the size of a bus. OK, not really. But it was abnormally large. Everybody can expect cockroaches worldwide to be demoralized at the loss and to fall into anarchy. So, go ahead and just leave that food out for tonight - it’ll be OK.
On a serious note, I determined some time ago that my cockroach problem comes from my downstairs neighbors. As such, there is little I can do about it. My apartment is a veritable deathtrap for all vermin due to the amount of boric acid I have in every nook and cranny, but I cannot prevent interlopers that come from beyond my kingdom’s borders. Believe me, slaying my neighbors and annexing their kingdom has crossed my mind. But for now, I am just biding my time.
I have a lot going on this week. I wrote a bunch of code last week to conditionally disable all our trackers so that we aren’t artificially inflating our stats when we are working with Subversion. I have to do some more of the same kind of stuff for our other sites. I’m also supposed to still be working on this dedicated server order form, for which I have not received the files. Nor do I really even have a clue what it’s supposed to do or what my role is in this whole process.
